the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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