Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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