Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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