one might say we're banned from that church
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
as a side note pls kill me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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