The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
