just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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