mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Please don't give away my fajitas
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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