a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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