I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Randomize
