At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
