I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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