i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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