Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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