Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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