He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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