Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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