i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
soo... how was my night?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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