Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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