Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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