So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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