..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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