so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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