Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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