normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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