god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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