I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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