R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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