Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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