we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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