I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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