She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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