Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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