he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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