I just saw a hot homeless man
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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