People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
please come you make the beer taste better
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Who died my cat blue again?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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