His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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