Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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