no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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