she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sorry my hands just texted you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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