You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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