Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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