Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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