Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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