I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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