i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
it glows. i had to have it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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