She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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