I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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