with your own penis?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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