your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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