your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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