He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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