it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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