just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I wish i was in the wii world.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
