I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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